I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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