): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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