fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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