hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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