Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
How naked do you want me to be?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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