between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Sacagawea was the original milf.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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