I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Just invented taco cereal.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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