Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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