All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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