I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
We had sex on a dog bed..
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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