Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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