Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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