No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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