if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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