Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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