He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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