we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
My life is pants optional.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize
