There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
3 2 1 whiskey
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
