So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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