Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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