How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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