Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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