I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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