weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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