i just had sex bonerless
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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