3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
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Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
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