I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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