# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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