hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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