I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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