Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
His nipple licking is glorious
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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