Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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