i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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