I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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