last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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