how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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