I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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