:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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