Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
im holly from the hills drunk
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I know her cup size but not her name....
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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