i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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