I feel like I'm in dance class right now
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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