i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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