3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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