i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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