two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm too high and old for this...
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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