The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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