nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Randomize
