I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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