I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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