She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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