1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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