I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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