i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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