I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
