Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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