I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
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