You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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