these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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